To Whom It May Concern

I don't like oranges that much

One time my family saved up enough coupons at a restaurant where they give out sports balls if you collect enough and we wanted to get a kickball but it was during Covid. My parents went to the drivethrough of this place and got two kickballs with coupons through the window.

In middle school someone in my class said, "Pardon my French, but you're driving me bonkers," and I've never forgotten that.

One day I was